Goodr Sorcery Spectacles (Merlin's Squirrel Fetish) (Limited Edition)

Goodr Sorcery Spectacles (Merlin's Squirrel Fetish)
Discontinued Online
This item is discontinued and no longer available for purchase. You may want to search our site for a similar item.

Goodr's Sorcery Spectacles are the classic shape with new levels of style and performance. Want more magic in your life? Just summon a pair of these enchanted goodrs and brace for impact (an exciting way of saying "wait for the mail"). Each pair conjures a mystical feeling with translucent frames and colorful dragonglass lenses. If the world starts to sparkle and swirl into a magnificent fantasy land, then you may need to see a doctor. These are simply polarized sunglasses that stay on your face. Oh, we're sorry, is that not MAGICAL enough for you? Ok Muggle.

YOU KNOW HOW REALITY TV SHOWS ALWAYS CAST THAT ONE WEIRD ROOMATE TO START DRAMA?
In this case, the weird roommate is Merlin. Yes, Merlin is a legendary wizard, but he's also got a squirrel fetish. Watch The Surreal World and you'll see the old creeper throwing heart-eyes at every squirrel that scurries by. He tries to hide his lust behind these semi-clear framed shades with blue reflective lenses, but we know what's going on. We're not saying he needs help, because, honestly, that would be bad for ratings, but... (Yo, Merl -- maybe talk to someone.) 

Includes:

  • Microfiber bag
Features: 
  • No slip coating
  • Lightweight frames to prevent bouncing
  • Polarized lenses
Specifications:
Lenses: Mirrored Reflective Lenses, Polarized UV400 Protection 
Fit: OG - For regular heads
Weight: 22g 

This product was added to our catalog on May 29, 2020